An Offer I Can Refuse

Toyota (for the 30th+ time): We were wondering if you’d like to get your truck appraised and get into a new vehicle. Your model is in high demand and we’d pay you top dollar and ensure your monthly payment is equal to what you’re paying now.

Me: My truck has been paid off since 2007.

Toyota: …

Me: I love it. I plan on driving it straight into hell.

Toyota: Okay.

Me: However, I am interested in figuring out why I hear baby chicks in the dashboard. Maybe the servo’s going bad?

Toyota: Thank you for your time.

Me: Always a pleasure. I hope to hear from you in three months again.