Need words? Need better words? You’re exactly where you need to be. If I can help, I sure as heckity heck will.

Just follow these easy steps:

  1. Fill out the form below.
  2. Include the type of work you need done. Give me as much information as you want. If you’re completely overwhelmed, just write “Help!” You could also include a good joke if you happen to know one.
  3. Hit submit. Check this off your to-do list. Give yourself a treat. You’ll hear from me shortly.

If you hate lists and contact forms, connect with me on LinkedIn instead.

Disclaimer: If you’re attempting to contact me to say that the header image is not concrete, but asphalt, I appreciate your attentiveness, but please save your fingers. I know, but I couldn’t care less. I love that picture. I took that picture. The picture stays.